Mosquitoes...Grrrrrr!

I just want to have a moan.
The weekend was nice and hot and sunny, but it was also very humid which meant that on Sunday evening there was a heavy downpour. And that rain was really cold.
Anyhow, on Saturday I went to a friends house and sat out in the garden only to discover when I returned back home in the evening that I had been a banquet for about a million mosquitoes. The worst bites are on my legs (Oh! my poor, beautiful, sexy legs)...Hah! yes, I have been told by quite a few women that I have nice legs...it is just a shame the rest of me is just so damn ugly.
The bites itch so much. I brought some spray to help heal and cool the bites. I have nearly used the whole can of spay and it cost me nearly £5 pounds. The worse time is when I am trying to sleep. I swear mosquito bites become more itchy during the night. In fact I also swear that the buzzing sound of a mosquito also becomes louder when I am trying to sleep.
I have a real hatred towards mosquitoes. I think this goes back to my time in Pakistan when I was bitten by...well...it must have been, again, about a million mosquitoes, only that time, they did not just bite me, they also gave me malaria...
....Mosquitoes.....Grrrrrrr!